2 pandas

A guy is excited to enjoy the weekend. But when he goes to his car he finds 2 pandas in the backseat. He tries to get them out but they try to bite him Errrrrrg. He finally gives up and drives off anyhow.

When he drives into a gas station the attendant says “Hey you have 2 pandas in your back seat”. The guy says “Yeah I know but I have no idea what to do with them”. The attendant says “Try taking them to the zoo”.

The next day the guy pulls in the same gas station and the attendant says “Hey you still have those 2 pandas in your back seat. Why didn’t you take them to the zoo?” The guy says “I did. Now they want to go to the beach”.


Interview Questions


How closely does the development environment match production?
Do you have automatted release management?
Do you have qa and staging branches?
How are you siloed and how do they interact? development, devops, program management, client services, infrastructure servers/desktops, database, security, sales, auditing, change management, technical writers.

what would my chain of command look like?
medical, prescription, dental
life insurance
home office
equipment – phone, desktop, laptop